First human

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At 10:29 PM 3/30/98 -0600, April wrote:

>April

>And I'm 5'8, 115 lbs and often mistaken for Michelle Pfeiffer.  I also have

>advanced degrees in Engineering, Physics, Ancient Literature, Sanskrit and

>the harpsichord.  I speak 12 languages fluently and five more with

>occasional dialect errors, have visited every country on the earth, and am

>licensed to fly every airworthy craft.  I can also knit.

>

>(Isn't it amazing how wonderful we can get when we're an edress on the

>net?!)


It's amazing how some people cannot distinguish truth, thus
they question such things as the truth contained in the Bible.

Unlike your fictions, my accomplishments are easily verified.
The Annual Convention of Universalists, where I am the primary
speaker, will be held in the Los Angeles area next month. Would
you like to make reservations?

Dick Jones

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