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Tue, 31 Mar 1998 07:03:32 -0600 (00891371012, 3.0.5.16.19980331070332.095722c8@mail.iland.net)
At 12:32 AM 3/31/98 -0800, Dave Gaban wrote:
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>> I read over 1,000 postings a day currently and answer 50-100.
>> Dick Jones
>
>DAVE G.
>Over 1000 posts a day! You must not have much of a life to read that
>many messages. Wow, I'm impressed......NOT!.
I have more of a life than you'll ever have. Usually it takes
me about four hours per day to handle net correspondence. I'm
retired. What do you expect me to do, sit on the front porch
in a rocking chair? Or watch TV and listen to pop music? Just
what activities do you recommend?
I also read two to four books a day, which takes another three
or four hours. I also find time to screw my lover two or three
times a week, a 35-year old college professor, divorced with
four children. I also found time last week to plant my garden.
I also make time to travel about six months out of the year to
learn new things and see new places. I also find time to count
my money, the interest on which is more than I'm sure you'll
ever make as income. (Last year, the interest was a tad over
$600,000 after taxes.) I also find time to consult in medicine
occasionally at $100 and in law less occasionally with a base
fee of $334,000. I also lecture at two universities several
times a year as an adjunct professor on medical malpractice
law, my specialty. I also serve on the boards of several
charities, and a multicounty library system board. I'm also
a reserve surgeon with the sheriff's office where I attend
monthly poker gettogethers and make certain all my speeding
tickets are voided. I also teach basic literacy and internet
usage classes as a volunteer in my spare time. Exactly what
kind of life did you picture judging from a single comment
about email? Obviously you lack any method of ascertaining
the truth or knowing how to value human testimony. Perhaps
you should learn how to better manage your own time? Or
get a life yourself instead of messing about with this
bunch of losers.
Dick Jones