More from Dick.
Adnan balboa19@idt.net
Tue, 31 Mar 1998 10:58:56 +0000 (00891363536, 3.0.5.32.19980331105856.007c3920@idt.net)
DICK
>I also read two to four books a day, which takes another three
>or four hours.
ADNAN
Two to four books a day? Dick Jones is a joke.
DICK
>I also find time to screw my lover two or three times a week, a 35-year
old >college professor, divorced with four children.
ADNAN
I even doubt that.
DICK
>I also found time last week to plant my garden.
>I also make time to travel about six months out of the year to
>learn new things and see new places. I also find time to count
>my money, the interest on which is more than I'm sure you'll
>ever make as income. (Last year, the interest was a tad over
>$600,000 after taxes.)
ADNAN
Yeah, whatever.
DICK
>I also find time to consult in medicine
>occasionally at $100 and in law less occasionally with a base
>fee of $334,000.
ADNAN
Oh, you do? Why don't you post the phone number who the company who pays
someone like you 334,000? I would like to contact them.
I suspect that Dick Jones actually makes $5.25 an hour at a McDonald.
DICK
>I also lecture at two universities several
>times a year as an adjunct professor on medical malpractice
>law, my specialty.
ADNAN
Why don't you give us the name of these universities, so we can contact them?
Is Dick Jones caught with his pants down?
DICK
>I also serve on the boards of several
>charities, and a multicounty library system board.
ADNAN
Which library is that? What's the phone number?
DICK
>I'm also
>a reserve surgeon with the sheriff's office where I attend
>monthly poker gettogethers and make certain all my speeding
>tickets are voided.
ADNAN
What sheriff would that be? Do you know his name and the phone number?
DICK
>I also teach basic literacy and internet
>usage classes as a volunteer in my spare time.
ADNAN
And where exactly do you teach that? You wouldn't tell us that, would you?